Never Forgotten

NEVER FORGOTTEN Written by:  Ryan O’Harris I was eleven years old and a permanent resident of the Saint Frances Home For Children.  My mom got divorced, and she couldn’t afford to keep me, so she sent me to the home.  I didn’t even know what a nun was.  I remember arriving at the home in… Continue reading Never Forgotten

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Dead Before Death

Dead Before Death Written by Ryan O’Harris (A man is standing in front of a body on a table wrapped in a sheet.  There is a little blood on the sheet as well.) Young minds often have a problem understanding death.  They give no thought to it and really assume it will never happen to… Continue reading Dead Before Death

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Tooth Fairy Backup

Tooth Fairy Backup Written by Ryan O’Harris I’m going to tell you who I am, and if anyone laughs, I am going to hurt you.  Do you all understand?  My name is Akua  Adongo.  That means the one who is born on Wednesday and is a twin of the one who came first.   No one… Continue reading Tooth Fairy Backup

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Zombie On Welfare

Zombie On Welfare Written by Ryan O’Harris I called this meeting of the Zombie Center For Dead Rights because I have something very important to talk to you all about.  First, let me apologize for the brain hors d’Oeuvers.  I know they were very bitter.  Since this is Washington DC, too many politicians got into… Continue reading Zombie On Welfare

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Cheers

Cheers Written by Ryan O’Harris Dio is attending a Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. Dio So I guess I am supposed to tell you that I am an alcoholic and how long I have been sober.  Well I do like to drink but I am afraid being sober is not my cup of tea.   Oh, wait, I… Continue reading Cheers

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To Hell With It

TO HELL WITH IT! Written by Ryan O’Harris A catholic priest is giving a sermon about hell when a man sitting in the pews suddenly stands up. If hell is a place we might end up, then I need to ask some very serious questions. Father, you and the other priests on the dais behind… Continue reading To Hell With It

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Pinocchio

Pinocchio Written by Ryan O’Harris Pinocchio Hi. How are you doing? I just killed Geppetto. No. I did. I stuck a wood carving knife in his head. Don’t look at me like that. You don’t know what kind of life he gave me. He was a master wood carver. He could have made me anything:… Continue reading Pinocchio

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Stolen

Stolen Written by Ryan O’Harris Does that make you feel better? Are you all excited now? I mean you want me to be the animal you read about, don’t you? January 3, 1979, a man by the name of Raymond Ellis White kidnapped and killed four women. He didn’t just kill them. He tortured and… Continue reading Stolen